tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-122365592024-02-08T04:21:10.397+01:00Dainty ZenMaking the eating disorder world a bit less tragic with a straight up dose of honesty, hysterics and pottymouth. Anorexia can be good for a laugh. With some sharp comment on our ridiculous pro-ana society and it's strange ways, this will make you laugh so hard you cry.Unknownnoreply@blogger.comBlogger98125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12236559.post-55659415388396196122017-03-28T02:19:00.000+02:002017-03-28T02:19:10.834+02:00Hiatus from Sanity<span style="font-family: "verdana" , sans-serif;">Been a bit blue.</span><br />
<span style="font-family: "verdana" , sans-serif;">Shit let's be honest. I've been depressed as fuck for too long.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: "verdana" , sans-serif;">I'm not saying the clouds parted and birds started singing.</span><br />
<span style="font-family: "verdana" , sans-serif;">I didn't dance around the house nekkid praising God.</span><br />
<span style="font-family: "verdana" , sans-serif;">But I do feel <i>better</i>.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif;">Diet has gone to hell this week. </span><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;">Craving sugar like a mofo.</span><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;"> </span><br />
<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif;">What the hell is wrong?... oh wait, it's PMS time. </span><br />
<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif;">Ahh my boobs are sore. Love that feeling. It's so sexy. I like to touch them. A lot. </span><br />
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Unknownnoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12236559.post-41016050766865119742014-01-18T20:31:00.000+01:002014-01-18T20:41:45.758+01:00Got me a new boy!<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif;">Have met another smexy man online. </span><br />
<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif;">Yes. ON FUCKING LINE </span><br />
<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif;">And once again, he lives far far away.</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif;">Why would I bother being interested in someone I can actually have sex with? That would be just silly. </span><br />
<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif;">But I must say, unlike the last one (who turned out to be a major douche btw) this one makes me blush down under. </span><br />
<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif;">He can say things that make my body respond in ways I LOVE. Yummy.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif;">I am doomed to marry my dildo aren't I?</span><br />
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<br />Unknownnoreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12236559.post-40136799267650211532013-10-12T18:34:00.001+02:002013-10-12T18:34:26.925+02:00You're not cool unless you pee your pants<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif;">Have completed week one of the liquid fast and the results are lovely. Am down 8lbs! Yesh! </span><br />
<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif;">Omg how I love fasting. You know your fasting good when...</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif;">- you pee constantly</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif;">- you get the urge to pee and feel thirsty at the same time</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif;">- you actually have to run to the bathroom to pee after drinking water</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif;">- you cannot go through the entire night without waking to pee</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif;">- you pee out your bum!</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif;">Yeah, even the water-poo makes me happy. </span><br />
<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif;">It makes me smile cause I know there's only water in meh!</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif;">Oh and yeah, I did drink the beer btw. How the fuck else was I supposed to get rid of it? </span><br />
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<br />Unknownnoreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12236559.post-57953631600031200412013-10-08T20:28:00.000+02:002013-10-08T20:28:32.209+02:00Sexy Beer<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif;">I am on day two of my water fast. My stomach is a rock. I love the "not hungry" feeling you get after the first 24hours. I am thirsty All-The-Time. Which is great. So I am gulping down tons of healthy water, flushing out my system, and keeping my tummy full.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif;">Food cannot tempt me, but fucking beer... ugh. It wants me bad. It looks at me so cute whenever I open the fridge to get a cold glass of water. OOH I have an idea, keep my glass on the counter, not in the fridge. No more beer flirting at me. Perfect!</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif;">zen</span>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12236559.post-23315693693894104502013-10-07T21:09:00.000+02:002014-01-18T20:19:38.973+01:00Fuck Love.<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif;">My latest relationship just ended. </span><br />
<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif;">5 months and 6 days after the day it began.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif;">I was sure I'd NEVER hear from him again.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif;">So we ended up talking for 2 hours, some of it spent in awkward silence. I still had no idea of the status of our relationship. </span><br />
<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif;">It was really weird. </span><br />
<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif;">So to test the waters and see if he still cared about me, I asked if we could still be friends.</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif;">He said "Yes, of course".</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif;">Today he called me again on Skype to chat like normal, like nothing was different. He said he still wants to hear my voice, talk daily like always. </span><br />
<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif;">But. We are just friends.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif;">I am NEVER caring about someone again. I always new it was an insane concept for me. I suck at it.</span><br />
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Unknownnoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12236559.post-11694836201937568822013-07-08T18:00:00.005+02:002014-10-20T22:49:13.900+02:00So I finally find a man<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif;">With someone I've never even met. He lives in Belgium. </span><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;">I cannot even touch him.</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif;">What the hell is my stupid brain doing to me? This is agony.</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif;">Oh god he IS beautiful though.</span><br />
<span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;">He is half way around the fucking globe. </span><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;">This is futile.</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif;">I am determined to fail at love, and these are the lengths my stupid heart is willing to go to ensure my defeat.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif;">On a happy note... my sister moved back in with me! Her douche bag of a boyfriend threw her lap top at her head! It missed, hit the wall, shattering the touch screen... gulp. Dude can call her ugly names, txt his skanky ex-girlfriends, but don't ever fuck with her stuff. That is a No-fucking-No!</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif;">As soon as she turned 18 she was like "buh-bye zen". Now only a couple months later,</span><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;"> </span><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;">she got the balls to leave him and</span><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;"> is back with me where she belongs. *grin*</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif;">zen</span>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12236559.post-90810491513096449682013-06-29T06:18:00.000+02:002013-07-28T00:10:37.015+02:00sorry sorry sorry<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif;">Let's catch up. I need you. </span><br />
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</span> <span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif;">Major custody battle over baby. It is so ugly. The judge has granted the attorneys request to have some "expert" to dive into my past... my fucking personal business. Nothing is off limits. Any legal issues, medical or <b>psychiatric</b> records. UGLY. I have no fucking idea what they will uncover, but it is no secret among my friends the past craziness I have endured. The thought that this painful and personal information could be presented in court to use against me is terrifying and completely heartbreaking. </span><br />
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</span> <span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif;">I have fleeting moments... of the urge to give up. Even if I sort-of win. It will not stop him and his brutal verbal and emotional abuse. There is no remedy for that. Sometimes I even entertain the idea that I am not suitable to raise her. That I am too much of a fuck up to raise a child. That i am so broken that it is in her best interest to go. But that is just a cop out. And I am not a pussy. He is the sick one. Sometimes I just don't know if I have the energy to fight much longer.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif;">much love zen</span><br />
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<span style="font-size: small;">First off HI! I missed you guys. </span></div>
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<span style="font-size: small;">I have been fasting for 3 days now. Poo is gone, my tush is a water faucet.</span><span style="font-size: small;"> Yeah, picture my fat water-producing ass for a minute. Lovely.</span></div>
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<span style="font-size: small;">Caught baby looking at dirty pics online. Apparently she was curious about penis's and she found a marvelous one too. </span></div>
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<span style="font-size: small;">Any guy she meets in the future will be a colossal disappointment. I felt so terrible for not supervising her better. Baby's computer is now on lock-down.</span></div>
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<span style="font-size: small;">Scabies. We all got fucking scabies in da house. Apparently it is easily transmitted via sexual intercourse. I am not getting laid, baby sis cannot get an std from looking at pee-pee's on the internet. So I think the culprit is my teen sis.</span></div>
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<span style="font-size: small;">But It's not like she's gonna <i>willingly</i> let me inspect her koochie.<br />I'd have to hold her down... and that would be just, awkward.</span></div>
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Well here I am, drowning in <a href="http://pinterest.com/" target="_blank">Pinterest</a> online whilst listening to<span style="font-size: small;"> Awolnation's</span><span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif; font-size: small;"> "</span><span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">Megalithic Symphony" on </span><a href="http://www.spotify.com/" style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;" target="_blank">Spotify</a> (btw... the song "Sail" is by far my fave</span>)...</div>
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It occurred to me a few minutes later to check the time. 12:07.<br />
Hmmm I missed the New Year. Bah.<br />
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I am sitting here alone, the lil one is asleep, my teen sis is out partying on the beach and my preggo roommate is locked in her room, being grumpy (boyfriend/hormone issues).</div>
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All these years I have had my dog... a chihuahua, to give me a furry little New Years Kiss. </div>
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I do however have a fat, snoring pug lying next to me.<br />
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Hope this year brings much joy, happiness and love to us all.<br />
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Happy Happy Happy New Year Loves!</div>
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Miss Burton, out of my love for you, I will disclose my naughty doings. </div>
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I was arrested for...... shoplifting. </div>
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At a fucking grocery store.</div>
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Fuck it - I don't care if my uterus falls out. I just wanna look young again!</div>
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Wrinkles, I've noticed wrinkles too! Oh. My. God. If my teen sister has a kid, I will look like it's grandma! That slut better be using condoms!<br />
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Nope, just the short version... I've moved into a new place, been arrested, had sex a couple times (not in jail), quit my job, gained like 20 pounds and finally started exercising again, phew!</div>
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It's all good.</div>
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<span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">zen</span>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com12tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12236559.post-24956745981344051482011-10-20T11:26:00.003+02:002011-10-20T11:27:07.079+02:00Am back... for real... have so much to tell you. It's already dawn and I haven't slept yet, will give you lovelies an update after my nap ♥ <br />
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Miss you much,<br />
zenUnknownnoreply@blogger.com6tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12236559.post-91740917193951433842011-04-01T17:23:00.000+02:002011-04-01T17:23:51.078+02:00April Fools Day Dudes!<br />
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<span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">zen</span>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com12tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12236559.post-80608232440577102752011-02-28T15:40:00.006+01:002013-07-28T00:19:00.621+02:00Fire Starter<div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;">
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As I walked baby to school, we discovered a small fire in the foliage by a tree. Someone probably dropped a cig while driving by. </div>
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I told her to stay there while I went and kicked some dirt over it. No prob... or so I thought.</div>
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She was terrified. Why did you do that?! It could have exploded! </div>
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I tried to explain that it was just embers. Not a fire. That I just smothered it. <span style="font-size: small;">"</span><span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;">Smother</span>?"</span> Like stamped it out. <span style="font-size: small;">"</span><span style="font-size: small;">What?"</span> Stomped on it, killed it, dead, no more fire.</div>
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Was <i>not</i> funny when they came closer and started circling the area. OMG they are looking for a fucking brush fire. </div>
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"See? You shouldn't have done that with the fire. You could have gotten hurt. It was bad to ...blah blah blah..."</div>
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She made it sound like I fricken started the fire. I kept trying to explain that everything was ok. But she wouldn't shut the fuck up. So I snapped "WILL YOU STOP IT?!"<br />
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I smiled like a cheshire cat. Not only am I a pyromaniac, but I am bad mommy potential as well.</div>
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<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;">On the bright side, i</span><span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;">t could have been worse... a</span><span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;">tleast I didn't smack her upside the head.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;">zen</span>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com12tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12236559.post-63986626518798732842011-02-18T19:33:00.004+01:002011-02-19T20:25:41.357+01:00P!nk - F*ckin' Perfect<br />
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I am so in love with this woman and her music.<br />
This video blew me away. Bullseye!<br />
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While walking home from a café with baby yesterday, we ran into a friend of hers. As the tots hugged and chatted I scoped out dad. He was HOT. I could feel my boobs flush when he smiled at me.</div>
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As we continued our walk home, baby told me her friend only stays part-time with dad. Mmmm single. I mentioned that he was cute, just in case she wanted to toss that info out there next time she talked to her little friend.<span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"></span></div>
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She told me that her friend's mom was real skinny... like I <i>used</i> to be. hmph. Ok, so maybe I have gained a bit of weight, but I am exercising. </div>
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She glanced at me then replied "And fatter and fatter every night".</div>
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<span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">Ha ha. What?!</span><br />
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xoxo,</div>
<span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">zen</span>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com14tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12236559.post-34061820925939980742011-01-28T16:10:00.007+01:002013-07-28T00:20:50.251+02:00Love is in the air... and it smells funky<div style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">
Baby, age 5, has now had her first kiss. Says he tastes like bacon. So she and bacon-lips are getting married when she grows up. She sees no reason to search any further, he is the ONE.</div>
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Teen sister has found a guy that can tame her wild ways. She is not out flirting, teasing and ripping boys little hearts out these days. This is the lucky one who made her finally decide to get on birth control (hint hint). Gross.</div>
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Best friend has a new guy in her life, thus marathon sex and NO time for a social life. When she is in a new relationship it is like she disappears off the face of the earth. I would have to go over there and pull that penis out of her to get some quality girl time.</div>
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Being in love is so retarded.</div>
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Am I am the only one who see's the insanity in it all? They'll come to their senses eventually. And when they do, I'll be sitting right here. Waiting for them. Alone.</div>
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By the way... I MISSED YOU GUYS!<br />
If I post a tard comment on your blog, it's just because I have no idea what you're talking about. I've still got so much gossip to catch up on.<br />
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<span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">zen</span>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com8tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12236559.post-52955475507814845372010-09-28T18:19:00.012+02:002011-02-28T16:26:17.583+01:00I Want a Pet Boy<div style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">
Visiting a friend and her snotty little cat. My dumb dog spends her entire day barking at it, gets smacked in face repeatedly (with claws), then barks even louder. Idiot.<br />
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Based on my highly scientific research... One could hypothesize:<br />
<b><i>Cat people</i></b> prefer casual slutty relationships and are basically evil.<br />
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Me? I prefer a caged boy.</div>
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<span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">xoxo zen<span style="font-size: small;"><i> (kinky bitch)</i></span></span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;"><b>*EDIT*</b> <b><a href="http://trithin.blogspot.com/" style="color: #3d85c6;">Kelly</a></b>, if I had <i>your</i> dog, it would eat the cat... problem solved! </span></span><br />
<span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;"><i>And finally new post at zen thinspo <b><a href="http://zenthinspo.blogspot.com/2010/09/winged-creatures.html" style="color: #3d85c6;">"Winged Creatures"</a></b></i></span></span>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com23