Friday, October 28, 2011

Big Fat Update?

Nope, just the short version... I've moved into a new place, been arrested, had sex a couple times (not in jail), quit my job, gained like 20 pounds and finally started exercising again, phew!
It's all good.

I will definitely have to elaborate later on. 
For now, here's a picture of a fat squirrel... 



LOVE YOU MUCH GUYS!!
xoxoxoxo,
zen

12 comments:

  1. I'm so psyched, this is great. Well it's not but if I had to gain a shitload of weight and decide to lose it again then I'm grateful that at least it's at the same time as two of my fave partners in crime (you and Hollow)have also decided to emerge from the woodwork. Here's to thin, hurrah!

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  2. Uh xEllex where is your blog?? I cannot find it! Gimme the link babe, I want to catch up.

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  3. Holy shit your life. Wow. Glad your back though.

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  4. "not in prison" ...
    i love your writing.

    so tell us a bit more, please.
    x

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  5. Big Fat Update?
    Nope, just the short version... I've moved into a new place, been arrested, had sex a couple times (not in jail), quit my job, gained like 20 pounds and finally started exercising again, phew!
    It's all good.
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    Still in the old place, got the neighbor's kid arrested for breaking in my storage unit, been jerking off a lot, don't have a job, (too fat to work) lost 20 pounds after taking a big triple flusher shit, getting drunk and sitting.

    It's all good.

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  6. Can I just say <333333?!! Missed you, love!

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  7. It's hidden at the moment 'cause I'm removing old posts and am being slow about it but will be making an appearance shortly! x

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  8. Well hello beauty!

    Can't wait to read more about your shenanigans
    xoxo

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  9. You're back! I'm so excited! I've missed your posts so much! Elle's back too - this is fucking brilliant.

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  10. PS. Your fat squirrel is adorable.

    PPS. You should definitely follow my new blog.

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  11. I missed you pretty lady!!! Sounds like you've had a very exciting few months.... I'm jealous! 27 years old and I've still never been arrested.

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  12. You can't just hint at your adventures and not divulge!

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