Tuesday, October 09, 2012

Big Ass Weenies

First off HI! I missed you guys. 
Here's the update....
I have been fasting for 3 days now. Poo is gone, my tush is a water faucet. Yeah, picture my fat water-producing ass for a minute. Lovely.

Caught baby looking at dirty pics online. Apparently she was curious about penis's and she found a marvelous one too. 

My first thought was "OMG this kid is scarred forever" my second thought was "Girl, that thing is not a penis, it's a monstrosity". 
Any guy she meets in the future will be a colossal disappointment. I felt so terrible for not supervising her better. Baby's computer is now on lock-down.

Scabies. We all got fucking scabies in da house. Apparently it is easily transmitted via sexual intercourse. I am not getting laid, baby sis cannot get an std from looking at pee-pee's on the internet. So I think the culprit is my teen sis.
But It's not like she's gonna willingly let me inspect her koochie.
I'd have to hold her down... and that would be just, awkward.

xoxoxoxo times a million!


  1. Zen!! OMg. Scabies. Ew. Massive dicks are scarring, in more ways than one.


    *Glomps you*

    Poor girl. Male porn stars are NEVER shown from the neck up coz they're all hired for dick size and not looks. Besides, big dicks are fucking uncomfortable. Give me average-sized tackle and enthusiasm over a ginormous dong any day!

    *Shudders* Scabies are fucking NASTY. A couple at work who were shacking up got them, I had the urge to itch whenver they walked past. So gross. I hope you manage to decontam the house ASAP!

    Take care <3

  3. This was such a good post!

  4. I got your biggie....I enlarged my penis 6 inches almost instantly using this method http://youtu.be/o0BIKLke7W0


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