Saturday, January 18, 2014

Got me a new boy!

Have met another smexy man online. 
Yes. ON FUCKING LINE 
And once again, he lives far far away.
Why would I bother being interested in someone I can actually have sex with? That would be just silly. 
But I must say, unlike the last one (who turned out to be a major douche btw) this one makes me blush down under. 
He can say things that make my body respond in ways I LOVE. Yummy.

Fuck. 
I am doomed to marry my dildo aren't I?











xoxo,
zen

2 comments:

  1. If he makes the lady-bits tingle. . . hmmm.

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  2. mmmmm yeah. Never actually had this experience before. And he can do it to me with the simplest words. Dude can say "coffee" and I cream myself. wtf?

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