PERSONAL stuff you must know

Thank you my lovelies, Violet, Ell, Luna, Lund3on, and the beautiful Madz who started it all... HERE. I wish I could give one back to each of you, as punishment for making me do all this work.

Things I LOATH:

1) Feet They are gross, fungus laden, sweaty, and toenails can even cut you. Yet there are some freaky people that like to suck on them. Keep your feet the hell away from me when I'm eating or I will stab you with my fork.

2) Haters Angry people are toxic. They annoy me. I don't hate them.
I just really really really fucking dislike them, and sometimes want to punch them in the face.

3) Dicks who ignore wildlife while driving There will be a bunch of pigeons on the road and they plow right through. I'd love to see one of those assholes in a crosswalk... oopsie, sorry dude, thought you'd scurry away faster than that.

Things I LOVE:

1. Tailgaters I like to tap my brakes to scare the shit out of them. Sometimes I slow waaaay down for them. I could drive for miles at a snails pace. Oh so fun. *snicker*

2. Jason Statham...

...is a HOT as fuck! Num num num.

3. I guess I should also include my dog, but honestly, she still grosses me out with all her slobbery ass chewing.

4. The Moon I have always been in love with it. A harvest moon is my favorite.

Winners... If you already got one, just pass it along. This helps us all discover other interesting bloggers.

MaryJane - My sexy little foul mouthed vixen. You totally speak my language. I would love to see your answers to this quiz.

Margg - Such an awesome mind. I'd curse a lot less if I were even a fraction as articulate as you... But I gotta work with what I've got. You're writing is beautiful love.

Kelly  - You deserve the shit out of this. I saw this show last night, and hot damn this chic is KICK-ASS. She immediately reminded me of you. Can't wait till you get your tat!

xoxo,

zen

AWARD Time

Awww I took so long, I am sorry. Mmmm. This thing is so pretty. 

Much thanks to my buds Lucille Sottile Kristal Alice Elle Madz Hollow Adeline Katie Bree and zette.
I knew you guys fucking loved me! Kinky bitches.

Here goes confession time...

1. I was partying one night with a girl I met in college. She was very beautiful, all the guys wanted her. As we got in the elevator going to a sky-rise rooftop party, she leaned over and kissed me. It was surprising, and lovely.

2. Everyone in my family is blond, blue eyed and fair skinned. I have dark brown hair, brown eyes and tan skin. When I was young I always imagined  I was kidnapped and my birth parents refused to pay the ransom.
I searched for my half-brother most of my life. I recently found him. He looks just like me. A hottie.

3.  I will try anything atleast once. I see and do some amazing things. And am constantly adding more to the list. Of course I take my sisters along for the ride. I would have loved to have had the opportunity to travel the world when I was their age.

4. My mom listened in on a phone conversation I was having once.She discovered that I smoked pot with a friend. She sent me away to boarding school to straighten me out. They had lots of drugs there.

5. I am a vegetarian. My sister converted me. We put stickers up at McDonalds drive-thru exits everywhere we travel.

6. I shoplifted once.

7. I can control my dreams. It's called lucid dreaming. I prefer to be asleep rather than awake. I get laid much more often.

Now for the awardee's. You ladies already know why I love you...

• What if Summer - The Stolen Orange
• embre - Leak
• Poppy - I Tried To Do Handstands For You
• Luna - Around The Corner
• Scarlett - The Dreamer Chronicles
• Kelly - Tri Thin
• Ellie - Behind My Smile

Much luv,

xoxo zen

Drunkorexia

Well, as I slept, those extra 2lbs snuck out like a slutty one night stand.
The next day I fasted like a good girl.

Plus I found some rice-wine in my fridge so I decided to allow myself one cup as a reward... mmm it was so nice and warm in my tummy.

Unfortunately drinking sake on an empty stomach leads to typing shit like this...

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Plan:

Sun - sake fast

Mon - sake fast

Tue - sake fast

Wed - sake fast

Thu - sake fast

Fri - sake fast

Sat - sake fast

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I think I'll make a few adjustments to that now that I'm a bit more clear headed.

I'm feeling a bit low on my curse word count today, so take it from here Sue Simmons...

Much luv girlies,

xoxo zen

Sunshine Award Thingy!

I'm sending BIG WET kisses to... minaralou,  alisson,  sunshine, and an extra kinky one to you P.D. for this neat Sunshine Award.

I was very excited until I thought about who to pass it along to. Undoubtedly someone is gonna feel hurt, or left out. Shit.

So, uh yeah, thanks a-fucken-lot ladies.

Some of you peeps have already won this award, so don't be greedy. I am not giving it to you.

Hmmm... here goes.

The rules of this blog award are:

1. Post this logo within your blog or post

2. Pass the award onto 5 fellow bloggers

3. Link to the nominees within your post

4. Let the nominees know they have received an award by commenting on their blog

5. Share the love and link the person whom you received this blog award

Miss Burton - There is NEVER a dull moment with this gal.  I am quite a sucker for her sarcasm and dirty talk too.

Sarah - That girl is full of energy. It is absolutely contagious. She is SO adorable.  I could just eat her up... SERIOUSLY... I wouldn't even gain an ounce!

Lucille LeSeur - She is classy, smart, witty, and clever. I feel at home when I read her blog, as if I am listening to her thoughts. She has that familiar aura about her.

Sottile - Is a very busy vet student... social life, events, travel, studies, etc... I live vicariously through her exciting and dramatic life.

flabby-j - Her posts are very relatable. We think a lot alike. I love her sense of humor too. Her roommates however need to have their baked goods shoved up their fat asses.

I read everyone of the blogs to the lower right of my page. Check them out. They are all lovely.

Much luv,

xoxo zen

P.S. Meg - I saw someone else already gave this award to you. Check your comments, then get off your tiny ass and do the post. xoxo

P.P.S. Everyone should check out Calla's blog too. She's supa cool. I really love people who use the word "fuck". It adds a nice dramatic flair. She's definitely got alot of flair.