Fasting is getting a bit easier.
But I was really craving pasta last
night. So I did the hunger test.
I thought ,"Just have one of those 100 cal health bars instead"...
"Nope", my tummy said, "bleh, I only want pasta"...
"Then it is not true hunger", I scolded, "just a mental craving, stupid."
Cool, another zero calorie day.
This morning I got on the scale, leeeaaaned to the left just a smidge, it locked onto 133 and voilĂ ... I hit my half-way mark!! 20 fucking pounds!!! I lost TWENTY pounds in one month!!
[insert retarded naked dancing here]
Then I got dressed, pooped, and wondered if I was actually 133 without the leeeaaan?
Probably. Whatever, no time for that.
I hurdled myself over the furniture toward my computer to tell you guys the good news. Who else would give a shit that I've starved myself so well??
Ahhh... now if I could only see it. Maybe my mirror is not working right. Time to go shopping for a new one.
xoxo zen



