A little tipsy

Well here I am, drowning in Pinterest online whilst listening to Awolnation's "Megalithic Symphony" on Spotify (btw... the song "Sail" is by far my fave)...

And all the sudden I hear a burst of fireworks outside. They've been going off sporadically all night, but this was bigger... more robust. 

It occurred to me a few minutes later to check the time. 12:07.
Hmmm I missed the New Year. Bah.

I am sitting here alone, the lil one is asleep, my teen sis is out partying on the beach and my preggo roommate is locked in her room, being grumpy (boyfriend/hormone issues).

All these years I have had my dog... a chihuahua, to give me a furry little New Years Kiss. 

He's gone. 

I do however have a fat, snoring pug lying next to me.
You would have to kill me first.

Hope this year brings much joy, happiness and love to us all.
And Fuck it, let's be skinny too!

Happy Happy Happy New Year Loves!

xoxo zen

the REAL update

Miss Burton, out of my love for you, I will disclose my naughty doings.

I was arrested for...... shoplifting. 

At a fucking grocery store.

Yup.

Honestly, money is tight as hell. We've moved to the states. EVERYTHING was overwhelming. But we are finally starting to get settled in. 

Had an 80 degree Christmas though... that kind of killed the holiday spirit for us.

Oh, and I am only in my 20's. So getting grey hair is probably a side effect of living a life of crime.

LURVE you guys.

xoxo zen

Thinspo

Updated the Zen Thinspo blog this week with some bootylicious finds. 

Come check it out my lovelies.

xoxo zen

woof

 

xoxo zen

Oh F*ck Me - PREMATURE AGING!

I am getting grey hair.... NO correction, they are white! I pluck them daily, but that just seems to piss them off and they grow back faster. Plus they are multiplying at an incredible rate.

I know people joke about raising kids giving you grey hair. 

But SERIOUSLY?!

I'm raising my sister and baby, so they are TWICE as irritating as normal children.

What is next? Menopause?! Been having horrible cramps this month... that's probably how it starts.

Fuck it - I don't care if my uterus falls out. I just wanna look young again!

Wrinkles, I've noticed wrinkles too! Oh. My. God. If my teen sister has a kid, I will look like it's grandma! That slut better be using condoms!

Love you ladies... stay youthful, kay?

xoxo,

zen