Monday, September 20, 2010

Posting while drinking

Sober zen is ok but...drunk zen is awesome!

Why cant I just be buzzed all the time? It is so much more fun.
Sure, I drive a bit more sloppy.
But for the most part, my day goes very smooth.

WTF is up with sobriety? It's stupid.


(zen just had 4 margaritas)
xoxo
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18 comments:

  1. m.9/20/10, 11:27 PM

    mhm. margaritas.
    yes please.

    sobriety is over-rated.
    xo

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  2. Kandie9/21/10, 12:24 AM

    I was just thinking today that life would be so much more barable if I could just be drunk/high the whole time. The idea is becoming more and more agreeable to me.

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  3. Mindy9/21/10, 12:31 AM

    I'm in...I'm definitely more fun when I'm drunk! I love you girl! Enjoy your drunkenness...Much love darling!

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  4. Anonymous9/21/10, 12:41 AM

    gotta love that buzz! enjoy the high xx

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  5. Sarah9/21/10, 6:59 AM

    Hahaha, I loveee it! <3

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  6. Kathrine Chanel9/21/10, 7:36 AM

    Lol, reminds me of my asprin posts and highs. I <3 it. Awsome is better.

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  7. Fat Bastardo9/21/10, 11:32 AM

    I love getting totally shit faced drunk and pissing on myself. It takes a lot to get this Fat Bastard drunk. It even takes more weed and oxy to get me fucked up.

    Hey you hot skinny bitches, some big eared buck toothed Brits wrote me a theme song called The Fat Song. Some great reverse thinspo it is.

    http://biggerfatterblog.blogspot.com/2010/09/obese-mothers-are-good-for-economy.html

    It's in the article I posted about yeasty maw fat girls who get knocked up and are too fat to push the kid out of their blubber box. I also posted a poll I would like you all to vote in.

    Thank you for not being fat.

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  8. Kelly9/21/10, 12:28 PM

    will do anything that moves ...hahaha

    drunkeness is by far my favorite past time

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  9. Anonymous9/21/10, 6:43 PM

    i have never gotten drunk before.

    you make it seem jocular.

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  10. little rock9/21/10, 9:37 PM

    Hahaha I love it! Wonderful have fun chicken!

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  11. Anonymous9/21/10, 10:37 PM

    i like being drunk, sometimes.
    other times my head just wants to kill me!

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  12. Mia Hollow9/23/10, 1:01 AM

    sometimes, being drunk rocks!

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  13. Peridot (G+P)9/23/10, 6:51 AM

    Drinking is hellafun, but I wouldn't want to be drunk all the time. I wouldn't be able to ride my bike! :'(

    xoxo, I hope you had a good night!

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  14. Anonymous9/25/10, 3:01 AM

    Being tipsy has got to be one of the highlights of my day :) x

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  15. _On With The Disease_9/26/10, 1:27 AM

    I absolutely love your posts so much! You make me smile! So here is ske love for you!
    <3
    we love you zen
    we love you zen
    we love you zen
    we love you zen
    we fucking love you zen
    xxx

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  16. _On With The Disease_9/26/10, 1:29 AM

    oop's I said here is ske love when I should have said some love!

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  17. Sottile9/26/10, 6:02 AM

    OMG I effing love you :) xoxo

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  18. comatosechild9/27/10, 7:40 PM

    i love this post!
    but i wish i enjoyed alcohol

    ps you can find me on my new blog here

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