Tuesday, September 28, 2010

I Want a Pet Boy

Visiting a friend and her snotty little cat. My dumb dog spends her entire day barking at it, gets smacked in face repeatedly (with claws), then barks even louder. Idiot.

And cats REALLY know how to give the evil eye!


My dog requires a ton of attention, gets her feelings hurt if I do not let her sit by (or on) me and whines the entire time I'm gone from the house.

Her cat will purr quietly and make you feel special when she chooses to give you attention (which is rare). Then kick your ass if she wants to be left alone.

Based on my highly scientific research... One could hypothesize:
Cat people prefer casual slutty relationships and are basically evil.
Dog people prefer very close relationships thus eventually converting others into cat people.

Me? I prefer a caged boy.

xoxo zen (kinky bitch)

*EDIT* Kelly, if I had your dog, it would eat the cat... problem solved!  
And finally new post at zen thinspo "Winged Creatures"

24 comments:

  1. Haha this made me laugh. I have a cat, and absolutely prefer casual slutty relationships. I'm also evil - muahahahah!

    Right on, Zen.

    xo~SAr

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  2. I am also a caged-boy-person. I keep my boy locked in the liquor closet until I need him and then let him out for sex. When he's good, he gets to play WoW, and when he's bad, it's the laundry room for him.

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  3. mmm, casual slutty relationships are so much kinkier when they're evil. Not that I've really had casual or slutty relationships yet, but I'm saving it up for when I have the courage to act on my instincts which are pretty slutty/evil.
    Ramble. xx

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  4. Cats are by far superior. I'm a cat person and I have had my fair share of casual slutty relationships. I can also be pretty evil too.
    I'm sure there's a boy out there willing to be caged by you... you're so kinky m'dear xx

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  5. Hmm..sounds about right.

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  6. Hahahahah!! I'm totally a cat person, and that is so true. ;) I'm not exactly a big slut, but I'm most definitely evil.

    Your poor doggie! My cat does that to my cousin's pitbulls. I love those pitbulls to death, but you really think they'd learn after the 5th or 6th time that if they bother Daisy, she's going to back them into a corner and destroy them. :/

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  7. absolutely my dog would eat that cat! he'd be happy to help, but I have to disagree, I don't even want a caged boy - I'd still have to feed & water it - fuck that, I'm so over taking care of the opposite sex....(well those over the age of 18; I guess I still have to be a responsible parent)



    & I just saw we're both fasting for a month with hungry for change, fun stuff :)

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  8. Ahaha, this guy gave me his name, phone number, AND email address, all written on a scrap of paper. AND invited me to go hiking with him this weekend.

    Either he was desperate or he was REALLY into me.

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  9. a caged boy.
    that'd be nice.

    you're beyond wonderful dearest.
    xoxo

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  10. Haha, I love it. You're definitely right. :)
    <3

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  11. Hahaha you're honestly hilarious, thank you for making me laugh today, I needed it : )

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  12. That picture scared the shit out of me! haha
    <3
    Love.E.xoxo

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  13. so i was sitting here eating my weight in grapes surfing facebook(because apparently my body doesnt like sleep nowadays) and i realized that i FREAKING MISS YOUR POSTS!
    meg
    i used to be a cat person, till my son got a cat and it shit in the bathtub twice...not a fun way to start the morning shower :)

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  14. Cat people are evil XP Haha. I agree!

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  15. come back. i miss you.

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  16. come back.
    i demand it.

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  17. Get a big fucking lard ass fat boy like me. Feed me and make me bed bound. I will get stinky but you'll get used to my manly musk.

    As to your dog, I'll eat him and I'll eat your pussy cat too. About all us fat boys can do is eat but we are SOOOOOOOO good at it. ;-)

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  19. AHAHHAHAHHA! nice cat!
    Hi! my name's martina and I come from Italy...I would like you visit my blog and if you like it...follow me!!!I wait you and your tips!!!!kiss kiss ^^

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  20. I almost dedicated my slutty post to you the other day - I knew you would appreciate my less than demure behavior :)

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  21. How are you? Where are you? If you find a caged boy...I want one...preferably one that doesn't speak my language. Also, I'm a cat and dog person, but only have cats...I am the epitome of evil and slutty relationships...ha...never...much love darling

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  22. Haven't heard from you in a while...I hope things are good.

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  23. Write more stuff you skinny bitch. Fat Bastard loves your blog!

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  24. So.... When are you going to entertain me and put a smile on my face???? COME BACK!!!

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