I heart my boobs

Diet has gone to hell this week. Craving sugar like a mofo. 
What the hell is wrong?... oh wait, it's PMS time. 
Ahh my boobs are sore. Love that feeling. It's so sexy. I like to touch them. A lot. 

xoxo
perky-tits-zen

empty

happiness is make believe... a fairytale

New Thinspo... Body Tape

Body Tape! Yeah, sorta bondish, but mostly sexy as hello! ;)

Zen Thinspo... Body Tape

Come check out the hotties wearing duct tape.

xoxo,
zen♥

Got me a new boy!

Have met another smexy man online. 
Yes. ON FUCKING LINE 
And once again, he lives far far away.
Why would I bother being interested in someone I can actually have sex with? That would be just silly. 
But I must say, unlike the last one (who turned out to be a major douche btw) this one makes me blush down under. 
He can say things that make my body respond in ways I LOVE. Yummy.

Fuck. 
I am doomed to marry my dildo aren't I?

xoxo,
zen

You're not cool unless you pee your pants

Have completed week one of the liquid fast and the results are lovely. Am down 8lbs! Yesh! 
Omg how I love fasting. You know your fasting good when...

- you pee constantly
- you get the urge to pee and feel thirsty at the same time
- you actually have to run to the bathroom to pee after drinking water
- you cannot go through the entire night without waking to pee
- you pee out your bum!

Yeah, even the water-poo makes me happy. 
It makes me smile cause I know there's only water in meh!

Oh and yeah, I did drink the beer btw. How the fuck else was I supposed to get rid of it? 
Going for week two now!

xoxo ♥
zen