Saturday, May 15, 2010

AWARD Time

Awww I took so long, I am sorry. Mmmm. This thing is so pretty. 
Much thanks to my buds Lucille Sottile Kristal Alice Elle Madz Hollow Adeline Katie Bree and zette.
I knew you guys fucking loved me! Kinky bitches.


Here goes confession time...
1. I was partying one night with a girl I met in college. She was very beautiful, all the guys wanted her. As we got in the elevator going to a sky-rise rooftop party, she leaned over and kissed me. It was surprising, and lovely.

2. Everyone in my family is blond, blue eyed and fair skinned. I have dark brown hair, brown eyes and tan skin. When I was young I always imagined  I was kidnapped and my birth parents refused to pay the ransom.
I searched for my half-brother most of my life. I recently found him. He looks just like me. A hottie.

3.  I will try anything atleast once. I see and do some amazing things. And am constantly adding more to the list. Of course I take my sisters along for the ride. I would have loved to have had the opportunity to travel the world when I was their age.

4. My mom listened in on a phone conversation I was having once.She discovered that I smoked pot with a friend. She sent me away to boarding school to straighten me out. They had lots of drugs there.

5. I am a vegetarian. My sister converted me. We put stickers up at McDonalds drive-thru exits everywhere we travel.























6. I shoplifted once.

7. I can control my dreams. It's called lucid dreaming. I prefer to be asleep rather than awake. I get laid much more often.

Now for the awardee's. You ladies already know why I love you...

Much luv,
xoxo zen

10 comments:

  1. thank you :)
    i'm kind of slowly becoming number 5.
    and those stickers are awesome!

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  2. YES I knew you were too awesome not to have lesbian tendencies. Come join the threesome, soon to become gangbang with me, Kristal and Alice. I don't like being the token white chick with the junk in the trunk. Bring your booty. We're not too sure Alice is keen though. Think it's just me and Kristal with the filthy minds.

    I used to shopflit too. Got arrested. Woah like badass. Damn I totally forgot all my badass qualities in my '7 things about me'. Anyway America won't let me in. So I lie. MWAHAHAHAHA. Know why? 'Cause I'm a badass.

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  3. "they had a lot of drugs there"
    Tell me about it :D

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  4. 4 and 5...noicely done :) xo

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  5. I used to shoplift like crazy.

    And I was pounding on the bed (while sitting on it watching VD) when "Elena" and Damon kissed. Despite all of it's cheating implications, it was the hottest thing I have ever fucking seen. I think I creamed my real and emotional panties. In an alternate universe, I am with Damon. Not Ian Somerhalder. Damon. %$#%$#^^%$^%$&%#^$@%#@$#@%@# Not to mention I see so much of myself in him. Haha. I figured something wasn't right when Jonathon got his fingers chopped off. Sneaky, sneaky, and cliffhanging. How Lost of them.

    Which brings me to... did you see last week's episode?

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  6. wow thanks :) an award for me!

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  7. I just read your blog for the first time, and I think I love you :O lol

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  8. I.



    Miss.




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    Life is crazy.


    But not bad.


    Really.

    Just...I'm not bloggy. Ya know?




    What's wrong with me?



    Whatever. I just read this post forever later. It's lovely.


    You're lovely.

    I love you.

    YES, kinkily.


    :*

    <3
    P.D.

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