Sunday, May 16, 2010

It's My Birthday

And I'm am about to get properly drunk!








































The present I'm hoping for is a well-hung boy. Fingers crossed, OK?

Much luv,
zen

34 comments:

  1. Happy Birthday! Happy Birthday Happy Birthday!!
    have lots of fun and let loose.

    and about mugging, it can be funny sometimes yes. my friend was approached by a dude with a glass. she laughed at him, grabbed the glass from him, and told him 'you can't rob someone with a glass thats not even broken'. hahaha idiots.

    again, Happy Birthday! *hands you huge bouquet of flowers*

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  2. Happy birthday love!
    enjoy it.
    get absolutely shit faced.
    and have a really good time!
    :) x.

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  3. Happy Birthday love *does happy birthday dance*

    I'll leave the rest of the details up to your imagination.

    x

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  4. *sings* Happy Birthday to you, Happy Birthday to you...

    okay, i'll hold off on the singing ;) wouldn't want to scar your ears :P

    Hope you have an awesome day and get just the pressie you're hoping for ;)

    xoxo

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  5. HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  6. Happy frickin' birthday. Hope you have fun. Drunk text me!

    Now are the only qualifications well-hung? Because Ron Jeremy is well-hung. Just sayin'.

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  7. Happy birthday! Love the second pic.

    May you drink margaritas and find an incredibly gorgeous man to take back home!

    xoxo

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  8. I would definetly freakout if a bunch of spiders came out of my car, I mean I freaked for just one.
    What made it more scary was reading up on how bugs crawl into peoples ears *shudder*.

    Hope you're having a fantastic birthday so far!

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  9. Happy Birthday lovey!! I'm so attracted to your wonderful frankness. No euphemisms here! Very refreshing.

    Amillion loves,
    Adeline xx

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  10. oh boy. happy birthday, darling. make it a good one.

    xoxo
    zette

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  11. happy birthday! blow some candles, swim in a barrel of beer, get some of those guys at the bars crave you mad. :) /xo

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  12. Happy birthday! Take this day to be FREE!!!

    Hope you get your present. ;)

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  13. happy birthday :)

    i'll keep my fingers crossed for you.
    xox

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  14. Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaappy birthday, enjoy it :)
    hope you get what you wish for ;)

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  15. yay happy birthday zen!
    hope you get that boy, was really drunk saturday (someone's 18th birthday) and it was greeeeeeeeeat
    unfortunately there was no hot guy, just a few hovering around me clearly being interested but you know... not mroe than enjoying the affection of them
    still,hope you find a good shag! yD

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  16. OH CONGRATULATIONS :D HAPPY B-DAY HUN HAVE SUCH AN AWESOME TIME !!!! :D

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  17. HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!! HAVE FUN!! you deserve it! =)
    xxxxxxx

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  18. hahaha YES fingers crossed. safety first little child ;] xxx

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  19. Happy Birthday Cock Muncher xxx

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  20. Happy Birthday!!! I hope he's well hung, too.

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  21. I ... ADORE ... you.

    And.

    Happy Birthday, lovie.

    <3

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  22. HAPPY BIRTHDAY :)
    hope it was friggin' awesome!

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  23. happy birthday!!!

    he the first comment - let loose - that's the plan right :) you know like 'loose women'...made me giggle

    hope you find the well hung boy tonight ;)

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  24. mmmmmmmm got drunk tonight myself. /xo

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  25. I might be in love with you. And it looks like I'm not alone.

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  26. Aw I appreciate the comment, means a lot to me that someone thinks I deserve better, although I really don't.

    &No, I don't really want to go to someone to talk about my abusive mother, I just want to bury it deep in my memory and not think about her words, although they cut me like razors. For some reason it feels much safer to complain through a computer screen than tell people in the real-life world.

    Oh well, shit happens haha. I'm used to it. :)
    How'd your birthday go? Hope you found a nice guy ;)

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  27. Happy Birthday on the 16th!! I fucked up and didn't check my stuff until today. I hope you got a nicely hung boy and some free drinks :-)

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  28. Umm... Fricken happy happy birthday, hope it is amazing btw you reciaved a beautiful blogger award from me so check out my blog for it. Miss you and hebent read your blog allot of late because supper busy but I hope you find a gourgy pourgy man for you best present ever. :)

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  29. it's only been a couple days&i miss you already. hope your birthday was amazing.

    xoxo
    zette
    p.s. award for you http://zettte.blogspot.com/2010/05/1019pm.html

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  30. hey, missed ya! i thought u got way too drunk on ur bday so u needed 7 days of recovery or something. but i guess ur just not posting. well, as long as i know ur alive, all's good with me. thanks for the comment - today, of all days, i needed someone who feels me to talk to me. glad u did :)

    hope all's going well with u, meaning no crazy guys showing up to take away ur baby sister. /xo

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  31. I'm so sorry I missed your birthday! I hope it was a good one! x x x x

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  32. I effing love you.

    Not long til I make a full return. Eep!

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