Friday, May 07, 2010

Vampire Diaries

This show, despite its TV-PG content cheesiness, has gotten me pretty hooked.


These boys want her so badly. I just wish they could actually get it on. Strattle them both already girl!


Btw... If this were lala land, Damon is mine. And he's nekkid.


Not even the best vibrator can accomplish what those boys are doing right now in my imagination. 
Fuck I need to get laid.

xoxo, 
zen

28 comments:

  1. haha i love your mind XD
    and..she did already sleep with stefan, so she'd only have to with damon...although i dont want her to be like katherine and have both. Ive never understood that. Just onee -_-

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  2. hahaha i love your posts zen, they never fail to crack me up XD

    <3 emi

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  3. I loooooove this show. *dies* Ack, can't die then I can't watch the show. Bad idea.

    You can't be too bad off unless you've named your vibrator after one of the boys. *runs away before getting slapped*

    Heh. You're funny. I'm just weird.

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  4. Okay, little girls ignoring the sex part, I am obbsed with this show. And yes, damon is the sexiest man ever in a million years. Seriously I love love love this show times a trillion and two.

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  5. mmmmm yes.
    damon is far sexier.
    fuck yes.

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  6. mmmmmm damon... I used to watch this show... the CW is too PG, Eric on True Blood... mmm he gets my panties wet. :)

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  7. I loved the Vampire Diary books when I was in middle school. I remember a friend and I would rotate the series, I think I've read them 100 times, but I just couldn't get into the show. My imagination is much better than the CW show.

    & True Blood is absolutely my favorite, it does get a little smutty & I like that :) even reading the Sookie Stackhouse series in public made me feel a little dirty...

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  8. omg omg omg omg Ian Somerhalder!

    I love this show despite the fact that the writers seem to make the plot up as they go along. But I suppose every show can't be as well planned and thought out as LOST. Did you read the books?

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  9. I actually missed all of season 5 and most of season 6. I did watch this week's episode with the boyfriend and proceeded to bawl my eyes out when Jin and Sun died. Oh man. "I will never leave you again." My heart just broke and I cried and cried and cried.

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  10. Interestingly, no one coming out of the submarine mourned or even asked about Sayid and Frank. Wtf?

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  11. There are maybe 4 blogs I read regularly, yours is one of them. You totally get it. Some of the other, it's really depressing, and some of them are super triggering as well or I get reminded of some of the bad places I've been mentally both way too thin or eating way too much.

    I feel like we would be friends in real life. Haha.

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  12. i just started watching this programme, but already, i'm hooked.

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  13. hahahah
    VP rocks!!! Damon definitely is a hottie, I already knew him from LOST but (sadly?xD) he has got a girlfriend. Meh. But there is still lala land and imagination,right?
    Gosh, it must feel so amazing being wanted/loved by too such gorgeous creatures O.o

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  14. Merciii for the follow. :) True Blood > Vampire Diaries? I can't decide...

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  15. I just watched the Founder's Day Gala episode. Never has my jealousy/lust/excitement seeped so strongly through my skin as when Elena and Damon stared into each other's eyes. The chemistry! God, it was so hot.

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  16. Oh my love I feel like such a bitch now now. I did not in any way mean that to be bitchy, it was generated by sadness, not bitchiness. It's just I hadn't heard from either of you in quite a while, especially PD, despite leaving like 4 comments on her blog, and achieving goals, I mean I achieved my GW1 and was .8 from GW2 and I posted pics and heard nothing from either. And it wasn't just you 2, it was other people I usually hear from, and I was noticing people still posting elsewhere, I was starting to think I'd pissed people off, or everyone just didn't care. I only mentioned you two because it always means so much that you comment despite being so popular and busy and you are rocks for so many people. I really am sorry, I was just so low. Having a hard time recently. You aren't a flaky friend.

    Much loves <3 xx

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  17. On the getting laid front: you and me both, sister. I need some ass. Stat.
    Anyway, I awarded you an award. Your choice of two, actually. :)

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  18. hahah ditto on getting laid!!! i want some too! lol. thanks for the encouragement, i think i did good today :)thanks a lot girlll /xo

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  19. Mmmm I love this show too! And Daimon is by far the hottest :)

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  20. uuuuuh yap!! Damon! Orgasm!!!!!!!!

    There are not many men I would kill for but Ian? Hottest actor alive isn't he?

    yeaaah the usual "i need to get laid" again :D Come to germany, help me with my new job. bartending=sex huh? Yap.

    uh i missed your blog. :). glad i finally found some time to catch up.

    i love you :)

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  21. Ugghhhhhhh Your Abbey post was awesome. That us an uggh of lust, not disgust btw.

    Ummmmmmm how about Reds Rule? Redheads Rock? Copper Cool? Ugh my creativity is failing me. My brain juice is drained my revision. I say this, all I have done is stare at the pages of notes in between several trips to the kettle. Ummm. Redhead and no knickers? People might not get that one, it's a twist on an already obscure catchphrase. Plus a bit pornographic sounding.

    How about here's some pictures of redheads because Elle wants them dammit!!

    <3

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  22. I LOVE it.

    Oh btw. I have upped my dosage of Topa to 400mg already. I say dosage as if I am treating it any way like medication. I'm not. I'm popping them like millions (do you have them in the US). When in doubt, take another 4. I don't believe they are real anymore. I have had no weightloss. I repeat, NO weightloss. Some minor side effects, but nothing like you reported. I wonder what would happen if I ate like...the whole lot. Call the UK Emergency Services if I don't post by midnight UK time. I live in err...Bristol. Violet knows.

    Pip pip.

    xx

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  23. Oh my dear Zen *pats head* It's okay, enjoy your nap honey :)

    x

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  24. I miss you and I love you and I thought you should know.

    That is all. I mean, it's not all. But...it's all for now. It's late and I'm tired.

    But I think of you often. Daily. Multiple times a day. Not in a creepy way. But definitely in a "I love you" way.

    Oh yes. I went there.

    127 still. So...That's cool.

    <3
    YOUR P.D. ;)

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  25. Update, please. My life needs some ill-humored smiles.

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  26. I gave you a beautiful blogger award!

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  27. Haha, love this post. As a belated birthday present, you have my permission to shack up with #5. ;)

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  28. so i just found your blog, read it straight through in one sitting, peed a bit laughing
    i commented this because i would sell my soul to be in the same room as ian somerhalder.
    mind you i might drop dead of embarassment at his seeing my fat ass...

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