Sunday, February 21, 2010

Squirrel fight

In my family I am the oldest child. Middle child is 13 year old and youngest is almost 5. I catch middle child eating something chocolate in my kitchen. Oh mercy, she found CHOCOLATE in my kitchen!

I quickly grab the box. The little one spots us and darts toward me asking "What is that? What is that?" My sisters and I become wide eyed and jittery. It . was . so . on.

I run like hell down the hall making a quick left into the bathroom. As I lock the door, I hear her screaming. "I want one!! I want one!! Are you eating it in there? What are you eating in there? I want one!!"
Grrrreeeeeaaaat. My whole family knows I've just barricaded myself in the toilette to horde food. And that I may in-fact be eating it in there. OMG I am so gross.

These kinds of sibling rivalries used to be sort-of cute. But shit, I am a fucking grown up now. Hiding in the toilette, scarfing down something that I do not want to share...
NOT cute.

So I walked out and sweetly handed it to her. But her smile faded when she realized I had eaten the ENTIRE box.

xoxo zen


  1. Ahahaha, I do that sometimes!

  2. I like the way you crafted your blog--it read almost like a story.

    Nice squirrels.

  3. :D
    dear god. you're funny. i ve only read this post so far but now ill read your whole blog.

    ah the entire box, not good. at least i had something nice to read ... but dont do it again :D

    btw no she does not have an enormous arse. what a silly cow, eh? and now she has manolos, too.

  4. hahahahaha
    i do this sooooo much. whenever my mom goes grocery shopping i hide food in my room to binge on later...
    maybe i should stop?
    lol, notttt

  5. Haa that's funny. I moved out of my parent's house 6 years ago so I forget what those sibling rivalries are like! I just want to say that I always appreciate your comments. You always have wonderful, helpful things to say. Thanks girl! You keep me motivated.

  6. OMG Zen you are fucking killing me with this one. Just started reading your blog today and Now you'll got me forever. lol


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