Squirrel fight

In my family I am the oldest child. Middle child is 13 year old and youngest is almost 5. I catch middle child eating something chocolate in my kitchen. Oh mercy, she found CHOCOLATE in my kitchen!

I quickly grab the box. The little one spots us and darts toward me asking "What is that? What is that?" My sisters and I become wide eyed and jittery. It . was . so . on.

I run like hell down the hall making a quick left into the bathroom. As I lock the door, I hear her screaming. "I want one!! I want one!! Are you eating it in there? What are you eating in there? I want one!!"

Grrrreeeeeaaaat. My whole family knows I've just barricaded myself in the toilette to horde food. And that I may in-fact be eating it in there. OMG I am so gross.

These kinds of sibling rivalries used to be sort-of cute. But shit, I am a fucking grown up now. Hiding in the toilette, scarfing down something that I do not want to share...

NOT cute.

So I walked out and sweetly handed it to her. But her smile faded when she realized I had eaten the ENTIRE box.

xoxo zen