Tuesday, March 09, 2010

Tummy Ache

Oh-Fuck-Me I felt hungry today. My usual binge reaction is to shovel in as much food as possible before I feel full. And I kinda did that just now. I made myself a bowl of pasta, started shoving it in, then luckily caught myself. But.... it was too late. I should have stopped about 10 spoonfuls prior. I have a brick sitting in my gut now.

You know how they tell you to eat slowly cause it supposedly takes awhile for your stomach to let your brain know it is full. Yeah, well imagine (theoretically) you have a stomach the size of a walnut, and it is retarded. I hope I shit this brick out some time soon.

On a lighter note. After yesterdays pizza, my friend told me I would probably not see any loss on the scale. Well, she came over this morning and asked, with a sympathetic look, how my weigh-in was. I lost another TWO pounds! I told her proudly. She was very surprised, and did not look too happy. Oh, well. She'll get over it. I'll certainly be more fun to hang out with when I am not the "fat friend" anymore.

Damn girls, that fat friend always holds the group back. She never has a boyfriend, is kinda depressing, or overly joyous (goofy), tries too hard to get attention, always thinks the other girls are talking behind her fat back, you have to drive her home instead of going home with that hot guy cause she never gets picked up at clubs. Need I say more?

Hmmm, and I cannot fucking wait to fit into some of those thinspo dresses you guys post. But, damn I wish I could afford those. I will just find some cute knock-offs and dance my tight little ass off. Ooh and some shiny little shoes. And of course I will have my own obligatory fat friend. It is only fair. 

xoxo zen


  1. lol & fck. i was laughing my head off staring at the picture but once i started reading the caption below, damn, i feel like that 'fat friend' is me. ugh. don't want to be that fat friend. never.

    and i'm happy that you stil lost 2 lb after the pizza! wow, how did that happen? i wish i could eat pizza... haven't touched one in about 2 months now. anyway, why the hell would ur friend be upset though? she doesn't want u to get thin or what?

  2. Haha, I love that "fat friend" thing! Hilarious!

    Great job on losing 2 pounds after eating pizza! Sometimes our bodies work in mysterious ways... LOL

  3. Hahaha, the fat friend part made me laugh out loud!

  4. oh crap - I think I'm the fat friend...or maybe I'm just getting old and lame & my friends are still cool?

    congrats on the 2lbs though!

  5. Haha, the fat friend story...class :P xoxo

  6. bahahaha, such an amusing photo. man i need some fatter friends, i think that would be a good self-esteem boost. and yay! a two pound loss after pizza, congrats. =) and reading your little paragraph about the obligatory fat friend's personality traits, maaan oh man you are right on, they all kinda act the same.

    and i was looking at your weight loss time-line thing, dude eyelash extensions are gonna look so awesome! and you're getting a tattoo when you get to 125? do you have what you want in mind?

  7. ahhhhhhhh i am the fat friend :(
    hahaha this post did make me laugh alot!

  8. fuck the fat friend sounds just like me.
    and I#m really sorry to have to say this but I HATE you right now. In a good way, though. I'm happy for you but I wish we could swap. I wanna have those fuckin pills!!!! d'you think you could save me a couple and sell them to me? Haha.
    I'm happy for you though, for losing like 10 lbs in such a short time. hopefully you won't gain it all back after a visit to the doctors.
    love you

  9. Congrats on the loss hon! :)

    Shame your friend isn't supporting you...

  10. hahahaha I hear ya! This is too funny!


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